Concert Announcement May 30th

I’m playing a show!!!!!

For the first time in months, I’m leaving the forest and coming back to the city to play a show! On Thursday, May 30th, I’m going to be playing with my dad at Hermann’s Jazz Club in Victoria.

The band’s going to feature Rob Cheramy on guitar, Dave Emery on drums, Louis Rudner on bass, and my dad, Gord Clements on bass clarinet and saxophone. We just finished our first rehearsal and I can’t tell you how excited I am for this to go down. We’re going to be performing all new original compositions written by my dad as well as a few of my own. It’s going to be a special night because we’re also going to do a live recording of the concert to preserve these tunes for all eternity!!!!!!!!

The music is amazing, the band is fantastic, and it’s going to be a great night! Book/reserve your table asap because tickets are going fast!!!

Tickets 20$/15$ (students)

Doors @ 730pm

Oregon and the Final Tally

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We finished our great big USA roadtrip a few weeks ago and are back in Squamish starting up the summer routine.  We wanted to post our final blog update a while ago but I’ve been out guiding little teenagers out in the wild for the past three weeks and haven’t had time or reception to do the necessary computer internet things.

Well, without further ado, here’s our final roadtrip blog post along with some of our top picks of the trip.  Take it away Emma!

Our last week was mostly spent in Oregon, starting off with three excellent days of climbing at Smith Rock State Park. After experiencing the limited hardware on routes at other climbing destinations, Smith Rock was a welcomed change with bolted routes, and anchors at the top of every route. It felt like a beautiful outdoor climbing gym! Smith rock provided us with some top-quality climbs in a beautiful setting. We were also lucky enough to find badass babes Robyn and Claire who let us climb and hang with them! Stopping in at Redpoint, the local climbing store, we discovered $1 pints on tap! They were trying to get rid of the keg and we were thrilled to hand over our dollar bills two nights in a row. Our Smith Rock experience was capped off with a five-pitch climb, Wherever I May Roam. (Olivier here.  Emma killed it, leading all the hard and scary as hell traverse pitches!!!)

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After a quick stop in Portland to check out Powell’s Books (the world’s largest independent bookstore) and sample all the food, we made our way back west. The next few days were spent cruising up the coast in search of cool beaches, noisy sea lions, and easy strolls. We’re now home in Canada, and back to the grind. Before we finish this blog series, we’ve got some top 3’s for you!

 

Top three climbs:

·   Black Magic (Red Rock Canyon National Conservation Area): 580ft, 5.8

·   Double Cross (Joshua Tree National Park): 95ft, 5.7+++

·   Phoenix (Smith Rock): 90ft, 5.10a

Top three campsites:

·   Sequoia National Forest, California (free hot spring campsite)

·   Beaver Dam Wash National Conservation Area, Utah (Woodbury Road Crags)

·   Willow Springs Road, Utah (near Moab)

 *75% of Utah land is public, so there was no shortage of amazing free campsites. In the end, we only paid for two nights of camping during our seven weeks on the road.

Top three hikes:

·   Fiery Furnace, Arches National Park, Utah

·   Syncline Loop, Canyonlands National Park, Utah

·   Island in the Sky Traverse, Snow Canyon State Park, Utah

 *Honorable mention to the Snow Creek Trail in Yosemite National Park. Beautiful views of Half Dome, but a real slog and we did it in the pouring rain/hail/snow.

 Top three meals out:

·   Burritos in the Mission district of San Francisco

·   NOLA Doughnuts, Portland

·   Lou’s Diner, Las Vegas

Yosemite and the Rugged Coast

This week’s post is brought to you by Emma :-)

Cold wintery Yosemite

A lot has happened in the last week as we’ve cruised through California and into Oregon. We arrived in the incredible Yosemite National Park, full of waterfalls and amazing rock formations. Wanting to avoid the big crowds and expensive campsites, we opted for a backcountry hike up the snow creek trail. The beautiful views of half dome and incredible waterfalls were slightly dampened by the downpour and thunderstorm we experienced a couple kilometres into the hike. After a few hours of hiking and 1km of elevation gain later, the rain turned to snow and we arrived in a winter wonderland, shivering our way through dinner and making our way into sleeping bags by 7pm. The next day cleared up and we saw and heard incredible avalanches on the other side of the valley the whole hike down. 


Soggy and tired, we made our way to San Francisco and had a great time wandering around the city experiencing some of the best Mexican food we’d ever had. Shoutout to Rachel and James who let us refresh at their place and partake in a few spicy games of “Bonanza” (look up this great card game!). 

Just north of San Fran, we stumbled upon the secretive community of Bolinas, a place where the locals have taken down all signs pointing to the town to keep this beauty gem on the down low. I pulled out the surfboard for the first time and that evening caught some live music at the local bar filled with people and free roaming dogs. 

Power

We continued up the coast and enjoyed windy roads through incredible forests, and beautiful rugged coastline. Northern California is home to the Redwoods, some of the tallest trees in the world. We spent two days exploring various parks dedicated to preserving these incredible giants. Although it wall still raining, we went on some incredible hikes, one ending at the ocean with some of biggest waves we’d ever seen. Continuing north, I had a morning surf in Port Orford, then stopped for the world famous hotdogs of Langlois.


We’re already in Smith Rock, but we’re going to save those sweet details for the next post… Stay tuned!

Red Rocks, Joshua Tree, and Sequoia National Park

Top Babe with a big rack. (We climbed one of the walls on the left)

Wow, what an awesome last few weeks!  After the insanity of Vegas, we were excited to start exploring the legendary Red Rock Canyon.  While the climbs we did were amazing (culminating with a gorgeous 200m route deep in a desert valley), we couldn’t help but be put off by the sheer quantity of people clamouring to hike or climb in the park.  By 9:30 on a Sunday morning, the whole park closed down because the park had reached capacity.  Climbing nearby, we witnessed long lines in front of climbing routes and climbers huffing and puffing around who was going next.  For us, climbing is supposed to be a serene and peaceful experience with nature, not a Disneyland crazy town.

Some Canadian climbers on the uber classic “Sail Away”


Four days of hiking and climbing later, we drove on to another climbing mecca, Joshua Tree.  The vibe here could not have been more different.  While there seemed to be more climbers here than in Red Rocks, nobody was in anybody’s way and the sheer quantity of routes available meant that you were almost always climbing far from anyone else.  The beautiful white granitic boulders of Joshua Tree have a long and rich trad climbing tradition and it was a humbling experience to get to experience the rock here (I even had a full-on tearful break down halfway up a 5.6 chimney).  I loved it!


By this point, we had been climbing quite a bit and my finger tips and nerves were shot.  Thankfully, I was able to give my body a break for the next 5 days.  We drove up to LA for a quick visit to Venice Beach (the greatest people watching ever), got washed up at some hot springs and cruised onward to Sequoia National Park.  From the desert heat, it was quite a shock to end up in 2-3 meters of snow surrounded by some of the biggest trees on earth.

We’re now doing some internetting to get on top of things back home and our next stop will be…. Yosemite!!!!!!!

Hello from Las Vegas!

Master chef Dobzz cooking up a hot lunch

Master chef Dobzz cooking up a hot lunch

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This week’s blog post comes to you from Emma! Two weeks living in the van and we’re getting into a good routine, figuring out how to best keep things organized and comfortable. I’ve especially liked the challenge of making delicious, healthy, and varied meals with a limited kitchen and no refrigeration. So far we’ve made fried noodles, pasta, stir fry, soup, gnocchi, apple crisp, breakfast burritos, ramen, and quesadillas. No temperature control in the van means only being able to buy a few perishables at a time, and always having a plan for using them up quickly. We also haven’t been eating meat except for the occasional salami treat at lunch.

After leaving the amazing Blanding visitor centre, we made our way on an incredible drive through Capitol Reef National Park and Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument, stopping at the viewpoints and some short hikes along the way. It had been about day ten of nothing but a few attempts of splashing a bit of water on ourselves, when a very kind stranger we had been talking to offered up his hotel for us to take a shower. Feeling fresh, we made our way to Bryce Canyon National Park in sub zero and whiteout conditions. We decided to escape the elements for the afternoon and hung out at a hotel pool. Because of all the snow, we were very limited in what was open at Bryce, so we did a short hike to check out some incredible hoodoos, then moved on to Zion National Park. 

The Hoodos in Bryce Canyon

Bears Ears National Monument

The insanity of Angel’s Landing…. Wayyyyy too many people.

It’s amazing what a bit of elevation can do- going from a metre of snow to t-shirt weather in just a few hours! Zion was somewhat of a “Disney World” of national parks. People everywhere, difficult to find parking, but also incredible sights. We were itching to do a climb here, but the delicate sandstone needed more time to dry. Instead we went for the infamous Angels Landing hike. Like everything else in the park it was busy, but also very beautiful. Dozens of paved switchbacks lead you to a ridge with some scary exposure. The hike itself was not difficult, but the sheer drop offs on either side really spooked me.


Next was St George- the city know for it’s retirees and excellent climbing. Here, we were finally blessed with warm temperatures and dry weather fit for climbing. The type of rock here was so varied- from smooth sandstone pockets, to sharp crimpy holds, to even sharper cheese grater from hell rock. We also spent a day at Snow Canyon State Park and did the Island in the Sky Traverse. Lots of low fifth class scrambling, with a few 5.6 moves and some rappelling on the way down. Over the three mile adventure, we had a bit of a difficult time route finding, especially the belay stations which were painted to match the colour of the rock. 


With cut up hands, blisters, and sore bodies, we ventured to vegas for a rest day. What a strange place. Just walking around the strip was excitement enough for these two bush kids. Of course we went to an all you can eat/drink buffet and made ourselves feel incredibly ill. Now we have $10 left so we’re off to the hotel’s casino… And then Red Rocks for some more climbing!

PS Olivier here.  You’ll be please to know that we won 5$ at the blackjack table on our first hand, and promptly cashed out.  Vegas: 0, Olivier + Emma: 5$.